lulz-time:

so many options:

1. draw me like one of your french girls
2. u ok
3. the camera went off by itself i am not a model

lulz-time:

I think I finally realized what this reminds me of

OFFICIALLY DEAD AGAIN

TYPING THIS FROM THE TENTH CIRCLE OF HELL

HAHAH OMG I AM TEARS WTF THIS CANNOT EVER BE UNSEEN 

IN TEARS AND I CANNOT BREATH SOMEONE CALL 911 CAUSE I MIGHT JUST DIE

mtakeshi:

THEN AND NOW: Walt at Disneyland - Imagineering Disney -

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

pigeonsatan:

orbitars:

how to summon pigeon satan:

• draw pentagram
• sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ

iweardiamondsforbreakfast:

i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall/nearest Filipino